Jason Sudeikis = Will Arnett
Edward Norton = John Cusack
Marion Cotillard = Audrey Tautou
Elijah Wood = Orlando Bloom = Edward Furlong
Jeff Daniels = Dave Coulier
Marlee Matlin = Holly Hunter
Samantha Mathis = Samantha Morton = Martha Plimptonn
Brittany Murphy = Mena Suvari
John Stamos = Tony Danza
Kirsten Dunst = Anna Paquin
Bette Midler = Barbara Streisand
Penelope Cruz = Salma Hayek
Neil Diamond = Barry Manilow
Stephen Colbert = Steve Carell
Owen Wilson = Matthew McConaughey
Brendan Fraser = Craig Bierko
Antonio Banderas = Javier Bardem
Jenny Holzer = Barbara Kruger
Joey Lauren Adams = Renée Zellweger (but not the other way around)
Jack Black = Philip Seymour Hoffman
Paul Prudhomme = Dom Deluise
Cheryl Hines = Christine Baranski
1. There are two types of people in the world:
Coffee-drinking Dog Lovers and Tea-drinking Cat People
2. You can't trust a man who wears cowboy boots
*(unless he is from out West)
3. People who don't like seafood grew up in a land-locked area.
*(those with allergies excepted)
Toothpick holders
Squished souvenir pennies
Feature Matchbooks
Cafe au Lait bowls with the words 'cafe au lait' written on them
The (completely hand-lettered) Moosewood Cookbook
Serendipity's menu
The Postman (with Kevin Costner)
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Stealing Beauty
No Country for Old Men (I assume. Just the thought of the movie is too brown to see it)